The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful mo…

- Miranda Hart

Pessimism is my default setting.

- Miranda Hart

I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

- Miranda Hart

No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

- Miranda Hart

Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.

- Miranda Hart

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

- Miranda Hart

I think it's sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just turn out to be the most marvellou…

- Miranda Hart

Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.

- Miranda Hart

There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look…

- Miranda Hart