Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.

- Tom Upton

It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.

- Tom Upton

Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything.

- Tom Upton

If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.

- Tom Upton

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?

- Tom Upton

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

- Tom Upton

Every time there was an unspoken promise that this would be the last time, but it would only be the last time until the next time.

- Tom Upton

I really should come with a warning label.

- Tom Upton

Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.

- Tom Upton