I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.

- Marcus Brigstocke

Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'

- Marcus Brigstocke

This goes out to the followers of the three Abrahamic religions: To the Jews, Christians, and Muslims. It's just a little thing, really. But do you t…

- Marcus Brigstocke

Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!

- Marcus Brigstocke

I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.

- Marcus Brigstocke

No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end.

- Marcus Brigstocke

I find myself by default an atheist but fairly unhappily so. It would be bloody marvelous if there was a god.

- Marcus Brigstocke

Jews, I know you're God's chosen people and the rest of us are just 'whatever', but when Israel behaves like a violent, psychopathic bully and someon…

- Marcus Brigstocke

Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless…

- Marcus Brigstocke