I started concentrating so hard on my vision that I lost sight.

- Robin Green

The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat---I just don't think about it.

- Robin Green

Happiness just wasn't part of the job description back then. You tried to find a helpmate to keep the cold wind and dogs at bay. Happiness just wasn'…

- Robin Green

For people to judge a man's worth and his very manhood according to the way he feels about sport, and not to recognize it for the piddly, inconsequen…

- Robin Green

Ladies and gentlemen, today we're here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything from those electrons snapping in our brain to our fat…

- Robin Green

My masculinity isn't hinged on whether or not I knit.

- Robin Green

Repetition is the death of art.

- Robin Green