I drop styles on ears...the public bite 'em. Not many went to school, so the dummies wouldn't write 'em. They say, "Yo Keith! You're Kool, you usin…

- Kool Keith

Dallas Mavericks want me as a bald-headed 5' 8" guard with a 95" vertical. Vince Carter respect my legs, ask Shawn Kemp.

- Kool Keith

Shakespeare's gone, don't even think about it.

- Kool Keith

Starstruck with one buck, your girl look like Donald Duck.

- Kool Keith

Tough like a Ukulele.

- Kool Keith

They use the simple back and forth, the same, old rhythm That a baby can pick up, and join, right with 'em. But their rhymes are pathetic, they think…

- Kool Keith

Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me. What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo?

- Kool Keith

Now my helmet's on, you can't tell me I'm not in space.

- Kool Keith

I don't need drugs to make weird music.

- Kool Keith