I have a swastika tattoo on my arm, but it's just because I like right-hand turns.

- Kyle Dunnigan

Very specifically, Nickelodeon is aimed at eight- and nine-year-olds.

- Kyle Dunnigan

I think comedians start off as pranksters or something.

- Kyle Dunnigan

I like to edit; I like to work with other people, and that's something stand-up doesn't really have.

- Kyle Dunnigan

Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies.

- Kyle Dunnigan

My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John.

- Kyle Dunnigan

I think a bird is the worst present you can give somebody because it's guilt-ridden. This animal has the gift of flight, and you put it in a cage and…

- Kyle Dunnigan

A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see.

- Kyle Dunnigan

I just always wrote songs as a side hobby. So it was sort of a natural thing to write comedy songs. But when I started writing songs, I wrote very se…

- Kyle Dunnigan