I think I just had an evilgasm.

- Rich Burlew

Also, as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself defending your inalienable right to make someone else feel like garbage, you're on the wrong side of t…

- Rich Burlew

Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve?

- Rich Burlew

It turns out I had this huge geeky safety net out there that I didn’t know about this whole time, made up of people who have been reading my comic fo…

- Rich Burlew

You should have seen the look on your skull.

- Rich Burlew

Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.

- Rich Burlew

I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit.

- Rich Burlew