I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.

- Zlatan Ibrahimovic

I like Balotelli: he's even crazier than me. He can score a winner, then set fire to the hotel.

- Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million …

- Zlatan Ibrahimovic

I like being the one who makes a difference. On the pitch, I always try to create a special situation.

- Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.

- Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin

- Zlatan Ibrahimovic

I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.

- Zlatan Ibrahimovic

He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.

- Zlatan Ibrahimovic

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.

- Zlatan Ibrahimovic