I grew up playing in an alley on the south side of Milwaukee.

- Jane Kaczmarek

Well, I love having kids. But I have the advantage of having a lot of help, a real hands-on husband and small children whom I can easily manipulate.

- Jane Kaczmarek

Croquet is tough. People play for months because the rules are so bizarre. Those crazy English.

- Jane Kaczmarek

There's something about this place, about Madison and Wisconsin and the Midwest, that's really comforting, ... Malcolm in the Middle.

- Jane Kaczmarek

One of the greatest joys of tennis is having a nice volley and not really keeping score, not really looking at the lines, but just catching up with e…

- Jane Kaczmarek

I think it's a pretty good day if I can get through it without lifting a finger.

- Jane Kaczmarek

For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s.

- Jane Kaczmarek

We did talk about cheese on our first date.

- Jane Kaczmarek

Divorce is brutal and horrible and... you have to actively work to get your life back on track.

- Jane Kaczmarek