dealing with a counter clerk at the phone company who had all the customer service skills of a homicidal sociopath on work release.

- Jasmine Cresswell

I think you have to have a publishing house that offers you some support.

- Jasmine Cresswell

Of course I planned to write the Great American Novel; that lasted about a week, at which point I decided I had nothing to say that could possibly qu…

- Jasmine Cresswell