OK, thank you Yoshi. Between you, Vladimir, and Maryse, I won't understand a word this entire season.

- Matt Striker

When I was 7 years old, my father asked me a simple question. He said, 'do you want to see someone fly?' What 7 year old boy is gonna say no to that?

- Matt Striker

I thought you were going to break out into the running man, Carlton?

- Matt Striker

I think Trent Baretta looks like Ashton Kutcher.

- Matt Striker

First of all, Vickie's wearing purple. She looks like Barney.

- Matt Striker

Kelly Kelly really graduated from high school?

- Matt Striker

Well if I was hanging out with The Bellas, I'd be pretty big too.

- Matt Striker

You're putting me to sleep, Michael.

- Matt Striker

The winner of NXT, the winner of my heart.

- Matt Striker