I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through.
The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about. - Keith Waterhouse
The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.
- Keith Waterhouse
The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax. - Keith Waterhouse
The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax.
I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died. - Keith Waterhouse
I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died.
Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones. - Keith Waterhouse
Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones.
Trying to keep up with current slang sucks. - Keith Waterhouse
Trying to keep up with current slang sucks.
I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through. - Keith Waterhouse
Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus. - Keith Waterhouse
Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus.
Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia. - Keith Waterhouse
Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.
Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find t… - Keith Waterhouse
Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find t…
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