I have a very dark sense of humor.

- Andy Dick

My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.

- Andy Dick

I had no blood relatives till I made some.

- Andy Dick

It's kind of hard to believe that people love me.

- Andy Dick

I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.

- Andy Dick

It's pretty hard to offend me. I actually think people are a little too easily offended.

- Andy Dick

Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.

- Andy Dick

I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.

- Andy Dick

I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.

- Andy Dick