A woman’s magazine quiz: Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over, and asks, “Was it…

- Christopher Moore

Unless you can change the past, you’re wasting the present on this guilt

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Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

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It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

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He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a sta…

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Why understand when you can believe?

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An adventure story is fear recalled in comfort.

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You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't.

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Children see magic because they look for it.

- Christopher Moore