Sandworms...you know I hate 'em!

- Beetlejuice

I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action.

- Beetlejuice

These aren't my rules. Come to think of it. I don't have any rules.

- Beetlejuice

Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says, 'live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unus…

- Beetlejuice

My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room.

- Beetlejuice