I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

- Don Imus

You can't get much more liberal than John Kerry is. I mean, he's my candidate, but, I mean, come on.

- Don Imus

I regret the times I've been mean to people... It's fine to pick on people who can defend themselves and deserve it. Some people don't deserve to be …

- Don Imus

I'm so happy, I think I'll dress up like J. Edgar Hoover and sing show tunes.

- Don Imus

Nelson Mandela is a leader Barack Obama should try to emulate... He could start by spending 27 years in prison.

- Don Imus

I would rather go to Baghdad than go to a professional basketball game.

- Don Imus

My view on global warming is that it's a gigantic financial scam to funnel money to these countries that think they ostensibly are going to use to im…

- Don Imus

I talk to millions of people every day. I just like it when they can't talk back.

- Don Imus

I'm in a unique position - I can do what I want.

- Don Imus