I don't lose a lot of sleep worrying about aliens, but I think it seems possible that there's life forms beyond our solar system.

- John Flansburgh

Look, up in the sky! It's the sky!

- John Flansburgh

Have you heard Alanis Morisette trying to play the harmonica? She doesn't know how to play the harmonica. Well guess what, Alanis, I INVENTED the 'do…

- John Flansburgh

It's hard to tell a shallow person that they should care more about the feelings of the awkward and the alienated.

- John Flansburgh

There have been times I wanted to cry on interview, but it hasn't been because that's what they're trying to conjure. No. I think you have to graduat…

- John Flansburgh

If you do believe in science, you really have to actually stand up and make a stand for it. You can't just say, the facts aren't in. Science is alway…

- John Flansburgh

In an interview John [Linnell] said, 'At a certain point you just get tired of the way the other person breathes,' and I took that pretty hard becaus…

- John Flansburgh

I wrote a thirty-second song that I couldn't finish for a year.

- John Flansburgh

That's what I call 'Guiliani Time', my friends. 'We've got a problem. Let's kill it.'

- John Flansburgh