I'd forgotten how arrogant people are in the theater, I'm agreeing to starve for a year and he seems to think I should be pleased to have the part.

- Timberlake Wertenbaker

To love the right person is a comedy. To love the wrong person is a tragedy.

- Timberlake Wertenbaker

Being laughed at is excellent preparation for marriage.

- Timberlake Wertenbaker