I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast. - Craig Benzine
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.
- Craig Benzine
Everything is optional. Somethings are illegal. And some things are really gross. - Craig Benzine
Everything is optional. Somethings are illegal. And some things are really gross.
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car. - Craig Benzine
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE! - Craig Benzine
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight. - Craig Benzine
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked. - Craig Benzine
Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform. - Craig Benzine
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom. - Craig Benzine
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time. - Craig Benzine
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.
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