I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it.
I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak flu… - Kevin Nealon
I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak flu…
- Kevin Nealon
Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering. - Kevin Nealon
Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.
The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well. - Kevin Nealon
The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well.
You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with. - Kevin Nealon
You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.
I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far. - Kevin Nealon
I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.
Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want. - Kevin Nealon
Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers. - Kevin Nealon
A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty. - Kevin Nealon
The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes. - Kevin Nealon
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.
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