Inspirational Quotes, Motivational Sayings, and Wise Words for Daily Inspiration

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I'd like to take some calculus, too. I have absolutely no ability in that direction and not much interest, either, but there's something going on in mathematics that I don't understand, and I'd like to find out what it is.

Andy Rooney's Popular Quotes

I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's wrong that I get fired, well, I'v…

- Andy Rooney

I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

- Andy Rooney

I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

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It is possible to be dumb and be a college president.

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Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!

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I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes betwee…

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Being kind is more important than being right.

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I'm already suspicious of anyone who thinks he or she is smart enough to be president. You'd have to have some ego to believe that about yourself.

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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

- Andy Rooney