No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.

- Carrie Snow

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

- Carrie Snow

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

- Carrie Snow

Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.

- Carrie Snow

Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.

- Carrie Snow

It is only by the rational use of technology; to control and guide what technology is doing; that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirab…

- Carrie Snow

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

- Carrie Snow

If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.

- Carrie Snow

I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.

- Carrie Snow