In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of fame. Followed by fifteen minutes of legal problems, fifteen minutes of ridicule from late-night…

- Dan Piraro

If you're eating or drinking something made from cow's milk, it's because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn't.

- Dan Piraro

I'd like to do a song that I wrote today about our government's increasing infringement on our right to privacy, but the lyrics mysteriously disappea…

- Dan Piraro

Here's a test you can try at home, Put a 2 year old in a playpen with an apple and a rabbit. If it plays with the apple and eats the rabbit, you've g…

- Dan Piraro

If you caught your kid raising cats in tiny boxes, forcing them to live in their own feces without clean air or sunlight, pulling their teeth and cla…

- Dan Piraro