I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me. - Al Yankovic
Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.
- Al Yankovic
That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get go… - Al Yankovic
That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get go…
My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child. - Al Yankovic
My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
My wife went off with Elvis. - Al Yankovic
My wife went off with Elvis.
If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under. - Al Yankovic
If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint. - Al Yankovic
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it. - Al Yankovic
If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again. - Al Yankovic
I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it. - Al Yankovic
If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.
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