If anything can go wrong, it will.

- Edward A. Murphy, Jr.

Every aquarium will eventually leak.

- Edward A. Murphy, Jr.

If there is any way for that man to do the job wrong, he'll do it that way.

- Edward A. Murphy, Jr.

If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.

- Edward A. Murphy, Jr.

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong

- Edward A. Murphy, Jr.

The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished.

- Edward A. Murphy, Jr.

If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.

- Edward A. Murphy, Jr.