If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious.

- Walter Moers

Someone with an obsession for arranging things in alphabetical order was an abcedist, whereas someone with an obsession for arranging them in reverse…

- Walter Moers

On horseback you feel as if you're moving in time to classical music; a camel seems to progress to the beat of a drum played by a drunk.

- Walter Moers

Anyone can write. Some people can write a bit better than others; they're called authors. Then there are some who can write better than authors; they…

- Walter Moers

This is wine," Ghoolion said solemnly. "Wine is drinkable sunlight. It's the most glorious summer's day imaginable, captured in a bottle. Wine can be…

- Walter Moers

No one who writes a good book is really dead.

- Walter Moers

Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact …

- Walter Moers

In my profession it isn’t a question of telling good literature from bad. Really good literature is seldom appreciated in its own day. The best autho…

- Walter Moers

Reading is an intelligent way of not having to think.

- Walter Moers