If he ever had a bright idea it would be beginner's luck.

- William Lashner

More than anything in this world, I wish I had been born rich. It would have made up for everything. I'd still be ugly, sure, but I'd be rich and ugl…

- William Lashner

Be careful what you yearn for, because that which you desire most will either complete you or destroy you, and you don't get to choose.

- William Lashner