Only when all images of Earth are hushed and the clamor of the senses be stilled, and the soul has passed beyond thought of self, can the eternal wis…

- Margaret Smith

My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.

- Margaret Smith

If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."

- Margaret Smith

Safety was not a big thing when I was growing up. A seat belt was something that got in the way: 'Ma, the seat belt is digging into my back.' 'Stuff …

- Margaret Smith

I hate people. People make me pro-nuclear.

- Margaret Smith

I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have t…

- Margaret Smith

Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

- Margaret Smith

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.

- Margaret Smith

My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world.

- Margaret Smith