I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.

- George Brett

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

- George Brett

Even today, if the Royals win six games all year, if they're going to go 6-156, I hope they beat the Yankees six times.

- George Brett

If I stay healthy, I have a chance to collect 3,000 hits and 1,000 errors.

- George Brett

Old third basemen become first basemen, and old first basemen become designated hitters.

- George Brett

I used to be a mad hitter. And then I learned the longer you wait out the ball, the better you see it. And the better you see it, the harder you hit …

- George Brett

A woman will be elected President before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes. I guarantee that.

- George Brett

I don't think I can play any other way but all out . . . I enjoy the game so much because I'm putting so much into it.

- George Brett

Every time I sit with our general manager at a baseball game, and there's number-cruncher and statistician guy - I'm sitting around - they start talk…

- George Brett