Australia's massive. I don't have a lot of downtime.

- Cameron Esposito

I know more Australian people than I know New Zealand persons. I feel like there's a real gap in my education.

- Cameron Esposito

I get a lot of credit for having succeeded as a Latina in this world, and I am not that. I appreciate it, but I'm Italian. And that does happen a lot.

- Cameron Esposito

It's hard to narrow down your influences in comedy.

- Cameron Esposito

Run. Yoga. Hike. Generally try to outpace the nerves. If that doesn't work, one Jack on the rocks.

- Cameron Esposito

Here's what I wish people wouldn't ask me: "Who are your influences?" That's a boring question. It's not even like, "What's it like to be a woman in …

- Cameron Esposito

Who are my influences? Everybody.

- Cameron Esposito

I am embarrassed to exist.

- Cameron Esposito

Stealing money from your parents - I feel like I did that a lot and I now know as an adult that your parents knew how much money they had. Nobody was…

- Cameron Esposito