Every night I pray to God: 'Please, no more wack MC's.'

- J-Ro

If imitation is the greatest form of flattery, Punk, don't flatter me.

- J-Ro

Footballs, basketballs, microphones, gas and grass... Just some of the few things that J-Ro likes to pass.

- J-Ro

I got Soul Power, never took a cold shower, Never had a girlfriend the color of cooking flour.

- J-Ro

What good is a beautiful dame with a Rolls-Royce frame, and a Volkswagen brain?

- J-Ro