When you have been in TV and performing for as long as I have, you realise that you probably entertain in your sleep too... as for my catch phrase, I…

- Rolf Harris

If it's free put me down for two please

- Rolf Harris

If you turn a smiling face on the world, you've got a chance of finishing up a good-looking old person.

- Rolf Harris

When I draw my caricature self-portrait, I always do a huge smile.

- Rolf Harris

I was hoping to do an impressionist painting, but I wanted a good likeness and I wanted to create a feeling of the lady as a person, as a human being…

- Rolf Harris