Well, one thing you can say for masturbation... you certainly don't have to look your best.

- Mart Crowley

If one is of the masculine gender, a poodle is the insignia of one's deviation.

- Mart Crowley

I had no agenda in writing this play except expressing myself. . . . It later occurred to me that I was not only announcing things to my family; I wa…

- Mart Crowley

In spring a young mans fancy turns to a fancy young man.

- Mart Crowley