I have not survived against all odds. I have not lived to tell. I have not witnessed the extraordinary. This is my story.

- Amy Krouse Rosenthal

I am a slow reader, and fast eater; I wish it were the other way around.

- Amy Krouse Rosenthal

If someone is in a bad mood, tickling only makes it worse.

- Amy Krouse Rosenthal

No one ever went to their deathbed saying, 'You know, I wish I'd eaten more rice cakes.

- Amy Krouse Rosenthal

At the end of life, at the end of YOUR life, what essence emerges? What have you filled the world with? In remembering you, what words will others ch…

- Amy Krouse Rosenthal

From the earliest age on, even as we toy with it, we instinctively know there is something mighty about the truth, that it is an immobile, looming st…

- Amy Krouse Rosenthal

It would be difficult to convince me that leaning has no effect whatsoever on the outcome of my bowling.

- Amy Krouse Rosenthal

cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend

- Amy Krouse Rosenthal

It often feels like I'm not so much living for the present as I am busy making memories for the future.

- Amy Krouse Rosenthal