If somthing is not right or real, dont loss your self. - Clarice Bean Dont look Now

- Lauren Child

I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.

- Lauren Child

Then I say, "Let's go and brush our teeth." So Lola says, "But Charlie, I can't brush my teeth because somebody is using my tooth." "But who would us…

- Lauren Child

We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someo…

- Lauren Child

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.

- Lauren Child

I say 'Mom, how come you don't change into an evening gown for dinner?' She says 'I do, it's called a bath robe. [...]

- Lauren Child