After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

- Colin Mochrie

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

- Colin Mochrie

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

- Colin Mochrie

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

- Colin Mochrie

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

- Colin Mochrie

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

- Colin Mochrie

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

- Colin Mochrie

If Sting retires, would he have to change his name to Stung?

- Colin Mochrie

Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, th…

- Colin Mochrie