People can portray me anyway they want because I don’t give a damn… But don’t you analyze me and don’t you tell me what I am until you get close enou…

- Lyle Alzado

If you ain't holding, you ain't trying.

- Lyle Alzado

I never met a man I didn't want to fight.

- Lyle Alzado

If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey.

- Lyle Alzado

I don't really trust a sane person.

- Lyle Alzado