A quick smile is more seductive than a slinky dress.

- Mason Cooley

If you belong to the underclass, you are already guilty.

- Mason Cooley

Why not - is a slogan for an interesting life.

- Mason Cooley

An event is not over until everyone is tired of talking about it.

- Mason Cooley

Living alone makes it harder to find someone to blame.

- Mason Cooley

Faith moves mountains, but you have to keep pushing while you are praying.

- Mason Cooley

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

- Mason Cooley

Every farewell combines loss and new freedom.

- Mason Cooley

To avoid doing anything, wait for the right circumstances.

- Mason Cooley