If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. - George Gobel
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
- George Gobel
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes? - George Gobel
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. - George Gobel
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice. - George Gobel
Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar. - George Gobel
Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.
When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye. - George Gobel
When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one - George Gobel
If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is. - George Gobel
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.
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