If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.

- Carl Reiner

I certainly have warm relationships with people, but you choose the people you have those relationships with. There are some people I don't bother wi…

- Carl Reiner

When I found out I could write I was shocked! I didn't know I could write.

- Carl Reiner

A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by …

- Carl Reiner

An attitude will give you heft.

- Carl Reiner

I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do kno…

- Carl Reiner

You'd only write what you know and what you know is what you do and the people you know. So you'd write about them or the people you have met casuall…

- Carl Reiner

I write books that way - I put a first line down and say, "Where does this go?"

- Carl Reiner

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

- Carl Reiner