Lillian Gish may be a charming person, but she is not Ophelia. She comes on stage as if she had been sent for to sew rings on the new curtains.

- Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

- Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Wedlock is the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise lounge.

- Mrs. Patrick Campbell

I once undertook on behalf of a friend to smuggle a small dog through the customs. I was of ample proportions, and managed to conceal the little dog …

- Mrs. Patrick Campbell

If you can read this you can read me.

- Mrs. Patrick Campbell

I do not really care what people do as long as they do not do it in the street and frighten the horses.

- Mrs. Patrick Campbell

People we love must be loved as they are. It is a want both of wisdom and courage on our part - a sort of drug - this wilful blindness, to blame them…

- Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Wedlock: the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise longue.It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as yo…

- Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Our best loved friend is always in some way our peer.

- Mrs. Patrick Campbell