In the old days in San Francisco there was a famous drink called Pisco Punch, made from Pisco, a Peruvian brandy pisco punch used to taste like lemon…

- Harold Ross

If you can't be funny, be interesting.

- Harold Ross

Don't think I'm not incoheret.

- Harold Ross

Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them.

- Harold Ross

Editing is the same as quarreling with writers — same thing exactly.

- Harold Ross

I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and he said he wrote a few widely separated words or phrases on a piece of paper …

- Harold Ross