If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot. - Karl Pilkington
Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.
- Karl Pilkington
Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight. - Karl Pilkington
Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit. - Karl Pilkington
It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff. - Karl Pilkington
I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out. - Karl Pilkington
People who live in a glass house have to answer the door. - Karl Pilkington
People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.
If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good - Karl Pilkington
If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
I saw a bee have a heart attack. - Karl Pilkington
I saw a bee have a heart attack.
If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things. - Karl Pilkington
If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
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