If you want to hit a man in the chest, aim for his groin.

- Bat Masterson

There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed, for example, that we all get the same…

- Bat Masterson

There are those who argue that everything breaks even in this old dump of a world of ours. I suppose these ginks who argue that way hold that because…

- Bat Masterson

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.

- Bat Masterson

Never run a bluff with a six-gun.

- Bat Masterson

Every dog, we are told, has his day, unless there are more dogs than days.

- Bat Masterson

Shoot first and never miss.

- Bat Masterson