There's four seasons in the UK, spring, autumn, winter and winter.

- Steve Fowler

If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.

- Steve Fowler

God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate.

- Steve Fowler

Nonbelievers are not anti-religious, they are anti-fraud and anti-deception.

- Steve Fowler

Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.

- Steve Fowler

Beautiful words are ugly motives best friends.

- Steve Fowler

The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family.

- Steve Fowler

TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes.

- Steve Fowler

There's so much to say, the human race will be extinct long before everything which could be said has been said.

- Steve Fowler