Well, I was named after Mick Jagger's daughter, Jade Jagger. How emasculating is it to be named after a girl! But I think I handled it well, it's not…

- Jade Puget

Perhaps you could call your cat Meow so it could say it's own name. Or how about Stupid Cat Get Out Of Here. That would really confuse it if you trie…

- Jade Puget

Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.

- Jade Puget

Sometimes you might be a fan of bands but you don't know where they're from.

- Jade Puget

I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do

- Jade Puget

You could hollow out a big pumpkin and wear it on your head for the entire week of your birthday. This will allow you to get in touch with your Hallo…

- Jade Puget

I still skate occasionally but last time I did, at our show in Hanford, I did a 360 frontside varial over our rolled-up banner and broke every damn b…

- Jade Puget

I could probably say a lot of things, but I'm not sure they'd be fit for publication.

- Jade Puget

I have a poorly done tribal armband that i got when i was 16, i love showing it to people because it totally sucks

- Jade Puget