My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist.

- Mc Paul Barman

I'll let a mystery gas out of my blistery ass Just to disrupt the misery of history class.

- Mc Paul Barman

I found college awkward: another teacher, same old chalkboard. I felt I was shifting backward, when I expected to shoot forward.

- Mc Paul Barman

If you *think* you think outside the box, you're trapped in one.

- Mc Paul Barman

I just rocked the eye chart, So if you can't see it, now you know it by heart.

- Mc Paul Barman