No one is ever going to be as good as I was

- Paul Gascoigne

I'm going to do things when they are right for me.

- Paul Gascoigne

I know I would have had a lot more trophies in my cabinet if I went with him [Sir Alex Ferguson].

- Paul Gascoigne

A boy is better unborn than untaught.

- Paul Gascoigne

I'll tell you what my real dream is. I mean my absolute number one dream that will mean I die a happy man if it happens. I want to see a UFO. They're…

- Paul Gascoigne

I got eight O-levels at school...zero in every subject.

- Paul Gascoigne

I'll tell you the truth; I had a double brandy before the game but, before, it used to be four bottles of whisky. Not any more. I was fine. I had a g…

- Paul Gascoigne

Glasgow Rangers. God I loved playing for them

- Paul Gascoigne

I never make predictions and I never will.

- Paul Gascoigne