It's nobody's business how you do something.

- Sandra Bernhard

My family wasn't the Brady Bunch. They were the Broody Bunch.

- Sandra Bernhard

Gayness is a non-issue.

- Sandra Bernhard

Love is the only shocking act left on the face of the earth.

- Sandra Bernhard

My father was a proctologist and my mother was an abstract artist, so that's how I view the world.

- Sandra Bernhard

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.

- Sandra Bernhard

You don't need to be famous to live a life as an artist.

- Sandra Bernhard

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.

- Sandra Bernhard

Be who you are and I'll be who I am. I refuse to take sides, because everybody has their story.

- Sandra Bernhard