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I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not on a professional football team looking to tackle a fullback who is built like solid wood. I'm a thinking person, and I've been blessed with the ability to see some things and talk about them in a way that registers in a humorous and funny way.

Bill Cosby
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Bill Cosby's Popular Quotes

Don't talk yourself into not being you.

- Bill Cosby

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

- Bill Cosby

If you want to be seen, stand up. If you want to be heard, speak up. If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

- Bill Cosby

The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.

- Bill Cosby

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

- Bill Cosby

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

- Bill Cosby

Every father says the same thing: “Where's your mother?”

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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

- Bill Cosby

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

- Bill Cosby
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